I'm lost and stupid without you.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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