You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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