How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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