Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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