I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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