Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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