Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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