What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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