I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
