I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
