community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
