New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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