mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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