its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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