I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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