So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
