Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sacagawea was the original milf.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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