Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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