it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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