just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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