porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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