Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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