so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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