can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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