so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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