Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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