he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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