I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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