bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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