Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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