guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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