what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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