Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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