my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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