If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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