So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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