your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Let's get the cat blown out
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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