we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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