hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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