lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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