he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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