Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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