And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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