I must be too annoying 4 u.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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