I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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