Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you traded sex for a burrito?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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