I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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