BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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