ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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