Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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