if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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