have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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