why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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