wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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