I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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